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life in the fast lane.
I think all i want to do today is eat dry raisin bran by the handful and smell the day-old cat piss wafting off the couch. Oh, wait. that’s all…
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The Illustrious Return of the Thirteen-Hour Workday
In honor of the long weekend, I’m going to show you some of my fetish pictures. well, hi, what do you think I was going to post up? Shoes? Bondage?…
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Cost and Value
This past weekend, Katsu and I drove up to my grandmother’s house to help my mother and my aunts begin to pack the good china. Late last Thursday night, I…
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This done, I need something new to read. Your help is appreciated.
A truth about myself: if, at any moment, you ask me what I’d rather be doing, the secret answer is probably “getting quietly plowed on a solo bar mission, completely…
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Helpful hints on how to spend your economic stimulus check.
It’s my birthday kind of soon, and, although my list is usually of the “oh, gee, whatever, I’m easy” variety, this year I have some very specific requests. So I…
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Free Advice
Ladies, if you happen to wake up at 6am in the middle of June, and spend the following two hours blowing allergy-snot, it’s probably not a good idea to try…
