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Could use a good dose of I don’t know what.
Today was the fat slob with skin problems and ill-fitting clothes day. It was the bad hair day. It was the day when my last nerve was worn thin, even…
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Microcenter gives me angst.
It’s not often you get to witness the total evisceration of another human being while waiting in line for a merchandise exchange. But today, it happened. At Microcenter. I have…
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Hot Chick With A Camera (and a treatise on baking)
That’s right. That’s me. I’m also a hot chick with a new 15″ MacBook Pro, which makes me very happy indeed. I’m also a hot chick who’s NOT baking any…
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Hey Mom! I’m on the internet!
I got an unlikely email today. Subject line: “you’re in this gallery”, body simply: http://thechive.com/2010/11/08/its-not-the-camera-its-the-photographer-26-photos/ I invite you to click, and scroll down to the end. Recognize that face? Me…
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Those algorithms must be worth a fortune.
Apparently, the lawyer I used to sue Ford is on LinkedIn. While this isn’t surprising, the fact that he was recommended as a contact pretty much makes my hair stand…
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I didn’t HAVE any soy sauce either, and I didn’t even know it until I got home.
The scariest moment of going insane was this one day in June, after I’d quit my job but before I went to the Bin, when I went to Whole Foods…
