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More on the Whole Foods Drunk
OK, I was really thinking about this. About why, exactly, it’s so much more meaningful to go into a whole foods sober and drink yourself shitless while inside than it…
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"weekend update" is a lame title, but there you have it.
yes, I AM working today, thank you very much, and I sort of wish I wasn’t, because I spent all weekend getting drunk in DC with my sister. Impromptu!! And…
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Dumb slogan 101
UPS. Sweet god, i wish I had enough time to tell you all that Brown’s done for me lately. Let’s start with a bluefly order I placed back in October…
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no, check that – I suck too.
Don’t you hate it when you screw up? Like, at work and stuff? Especially when everyone else has their shit together and is perfect? And to make matters worse everyone…
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Everybody sucks except for me.
OK. When a light fixture fell out of the ceiling and hit our priest on the head, giving him a concussion that landed him in the hospital for the forseeable…
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Things That Have Made My Morning Awards
BEST UNINTENTIONAL ONE-LINER On NPR this morning, in a piece about Abbie Hoffman: Woman: “He loved Worcester. He was quoted as saying ‘everything I need to know, I learned in…
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