Category: DC

  • Yes I Am.

    I’ve been too busy following post-election Sarah Palin news to bother with such small things as posting on teh blog. Or calling MA DOR to inform them of my employment status. Or mailing my grandma those pictures or returning the shoes or brushing my hair. There are some totally hot pictures of Palin on nytimes.com, […]

  • DC: a categorical history

    For the past four years, at least once a year, I’ve flown down to the DC area to visit my sister. The early trips usually consisted of daytime shopping, dinners at Chipotle, hours of primping while pregaming with candy-flavored rail vodka, followed by shots at sweaty clubs where we’d dance with strange men well into […]

  • DC plague

    pictures here. Stories to come.

  • "weekend update" is a lame title, but there you have it.

    yes, I AM working today, thank you very much, and I sort of wish I wasn’t, because I spent all weekend getting drunk in DC with my sister. Impromptu!! And also, Free!! I was sent to the District on business, which is SO COOL, and even though my outgoing flight was delayed 2 hours I […]

  • A post that won’t make me want to burst into tears every time I reload my page

    And seriously, people, I am NOT a CRIER. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t even blame hormones, because clearly, I got that over with on Friday. Anyway, a vignette: Megan and I are in Harris Teeter, groggy and scamming free samples. We went in because I had a craving for lobster bisque […]