BEST UNINTENTIONAL ONE-LINER

On NPR this morning, in a piece about Abbie Hoffman:

Woman: “He loved Worcester. He was quoted as saying ‘everything I need to know, I learned in Worcester’”

Man: “He suffered from mental illness is that correct?”

BEST UNINTENTIONAL BOMB SCARE

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BEST COFFEE

large soy latte, courtesy of Espresso Royale

BEST OH-SHIT MOMENT

It’s February. Next month is March. AND THAT’S MY WEDDING BITCHES!!