Don’t you hate it when you screw up? Like, at work and stuff? Especially when everyone else has their shit together and is perfect? And to make matters worse everyone saw you with your bag full of wedding crap this morning, and even though you came in early to work on the wedding crap you still feel like kind of a douche? And then you go and screw something up? Big time?

gah. fuck.

I’m not such a loser all the time, i swear.