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How to make a good impression:
1) Wrangle a situation where you’re staying overnight with your boyfriend’s grandparents, whom you’ve met only once or twice before. 2) Drink what could plausibly be considered too much vodka…
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A Geek Tragedy
So I wound up returning that computer I bought, just in case any of y’all were breathless with anticipation. I returned it and I got a new one and then,…
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I am so grossed out right now.
So there’s this bush out front of my house, right, and it’s always covered in flies and spiderwebs. Like, I really think there’s something WRONG with it – maybe there’s…
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Sometimes I think I’m charged with negative ions.
In what seems like a string of unimaginable coincidences, in the past several weeks I have spent the better part of a month’s salary on not-so-extravagant electronic items, only to…
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Happy belated birthday – I’m looking at you, Pusser.
I’ve been reminded, lately, of this story from my wedding. It always comes up when brides ask how we move about during the ceremony, but somehow the mid-meeting telling seems…
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Free Advice: if you don’t know, probably just don’t ask.
It’s no secret that I’ve gained some weight since B! moved out here. All told, there’s around a 35 pounds from lowest to highest. And, you know, I’m not in…
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