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Spend enough time at the pool, eventually you’re gonna get wet.
I know, people are assholes on the internet. Back in the days of Orkut I used to encourage engagement with such folk, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve mellowed down.…
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In case you were wondering,
My dress pants fit still. I mean, they BARELY still fit. So I can squish into those and then wear a blossomy top and my long freshwater pearl necklace and…
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Penny-wise, Pound foolish
So, I’ve got weight issues. Rather, I’ve got eating issues that make me have weight issues. In high school, I was borderline anorexic. In my late 20s, I was actively…
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I’ll need to invest in some odor-eating candles, I guess.
Who doesn’t remember Jake? Nobody, I’ll bet, because that cat sure makes an impression. Katsu got Jake in the dinner-and-beer divorce settlement (I got this awesome table though, so we…
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I think they call it “chilling out”.
I have done nothing all weekend. I didn’t do anything at night, I didn’t do anything during the day, I’ve done absolutely nothing. I was sick on Friday, so I…
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My Roving Obsessions
So I have this new favorite website, Etsy.com, in case anybody hasn’t noticed. I mean, I’ve been talking to my mom, my sisters, and people at Whole Foods about Etsy…
