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“Noxious” is the word I was looking for.
B! loves Mai Tais. Like, Loooves mai tais. Like, he’s had mai tais in at least seven states, he goes hunting for them. I don’t particularly care for mai tais…
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I never miss a chance to speak my mind.
So I got this survey in the mail from my health insurance provider the other day, and while I’m generally too lazy even to fill out the census (a total…
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If anybody else tells me I shouldn’t have checked the camera, I’m liable to go postal.
The more I travel on in this world, the more I become convinced that the universe uses me as its toilet. I arrived home from Cancun at 11pm Sunday night,…
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One-way conversation from Mexico
I’m poolside, basking in the sun, pale as the day is long, when all of a sudden this tall Mexican comes striding through the lawn chairs at me. He’s some…
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One-way conversation with an old guy in Miami
I’m trying desperately to find a working outlet at the Miami airport so I can charge my computer before my flight to Cancun. All the plugs on the Samsung charger…
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American Airlines: please sink into the ocean and die.
The problem with being an insomniac, even an insomniac with a cache of tranquilizers, is that there are no half measures. There’s no “turning in early”, there’s no” quick five…
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