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you know what sucks?
being sick at work. My boss just walked in to tell me something, and I looked at him, nodded a few times, then died. i woke up this morning and…
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Brunettes may get the guys, but redheads get the crazies.
I’m so torn, guys, seriously. I have this amusing story from last night, but I also uploaded a bunch of shit to Flickr, and I want to whore out my…
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On Water and Work.
So I was in the shower this morning, wondering why the water wasn’t really hot. I mean, it was warm enough, I guess, but I had the cold tap off…
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do vitamins make anyone else want to puke?
It’s 9:30am. So far today I have craved: – bagel with cream cheese – McDonald’s breakfast sandwich – smoothie – hot chocolate – BLT – turkey sandwich – pizza –…
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It’s a quick slide backwards, that.
I didn’t have TV for years. During college I spent 58.2% of my time mindlessly staring at the television, indulging in the boredom that TV breeds. You know, you watch…
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Drunk Wedding Expo
There is only one way to deal with certain of life’s events: soak yourself in vodka and wedge a lemon between your teeth. So when Sabominator, my co-bride-to-be and partner…
