being sick at work. My boss just walked in to tell me something, and I looked at him, nodded a few times, then died.

i woke up this morning and noticed i was tired. Not unusual. As I was getting ready to leave, I noticed that it hurt to swallow. Fairly unusual. Now, two hours later, I can’t see straight, my head is throbbing, and my trachea is a vast sandy swath of discomfort.

plus, I have this massive hangnail on my pinkie finger that I think is infected.

But, on the upside, this is my ass. And it’s lookin’ good.

Here are the other pictures from Saturday night. They require no further explanation. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go caress my tonsils with a cattle prod.