Imagine we’re on Facebook here.
Just found out she has a health insurance deductible of $4,000. Good thing she’s not at all dependent on weekly therapy and expensive medication to keep her alive!
… Oh, wait.
Well, at least she’s incredibly wealthy, right?
… She’s not? Shit, OK, well…
At least she hasn’t racked up a lot of service charges, thinking she actually had REAL ACTUAL health insurance!
… oh, so you mean, she DID think she actually had real actual health insurance.
Alright… So then, um, at least she has that tax rebate coming back, huh?
Oh, she OWES.
Wait, what? FIVE GRAND? Get out of here, you can’t be serious.
You are serious. OK. Um…
So, then, like…
Yeah hey, know what, I have this, um, thing… around the corner, so… yeah. Gotta go. Sorry. Here’s my last Miller High Life.
… No, no really, take it. Least I can do, considering.
Oh, come on now, don’t start crying! Oh, man…
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