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undoing the damage
ok – i am going back to the mall tonight to return the apalling amount of strange apparel i purchased on Sunday. (fine fine, i’m KEEPING the weird dress –…
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evil bastards
so i look at my credit card bill this month and the fuckers raised my APR like 5 points!! i call the m up ant they’re giving me all this…
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movers
so the moving truck came today from grandma’s house, filled with such bountiful treasure as: – well-used garden tools – plastic bowls – a large freezer – a wheelbarrow (or…
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hungover is:
putting on your knee socks backwards. twice. putting on lotion before you get in the shower. pained by the light from the computer screen. unable to focus on deleting spam.…
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last night i dreamed that i had a cute little kitten that was so tiny i could hold it in my 2 hands… and someone shot him three times with…
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mutiny!
last night i had a dream that paris hilton was my best friend. and later on in the dream i put my coat down on the stove (of course, my…
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