hungover is:

putting on your knee socks backwards. twice.

putting on lotion before you get in the shower.

pained by the light from the computer screen.

unable to focus on deleting spam.

giving up on the spam and staring at phone for 8 minutes.

giving up on work and going home to wait for your brain to return from orbit.

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