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Hi.
Monday night, I came home from work with a nasty cold and a shitty attitude. When I have a nasty cold and a shitty attitude, I usually don’t like coming…
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Where’s the advil.
The answer to Monday’s rhetorical “how was your weekend” becomes much more interesting when you spent all of Saturday night drinking with someone you’ve only ever met on the internet.…
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I think I was wittier while being slowly driven insane by boredom.
Seriously. Last year? SO WITTY. I guess that’s the upshot of spending eight hours a day in an office with your door closed – you have plenty of time to…
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I need two things:
a computer and a coat. I’ll be using the computer mostly for low-end computing processes, however, there is a chance that at some point I will want my computer to…
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holidays make me nervous and weird.
Being the neurotic mess of a human that I am, it stands to reason that in and around momentous family or social occasions I go from charmingly obsessive to freakishly…
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Hey internet, i am not MOVING to north dakota, i will only be there for a week or two out of every month-ish. More or less.
Christ, if I wanted to leave the state in pursuit of full-time greater gainful employment, I’d hope it would be to Manhattan or Hollywood. Anyway, I’ve heard that the food…
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