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and there was much rejoicing
i just looked behind the couch in my office and found A CLINIQUE BAG FULL OF MAKEUP I THOUGHT I LOST!!! oh, Cheekers blush!! Oh light purple shimmer for eyes!!…
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let me preface this by saying: I HATE VALENTINES DAY TOO. That said, today also happens to be the day that is 3 years after Katsu and i first sport-gorged…
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GOD. i actually WORKED today, which is why my posting is happening at almost 7PM whilst sipping a bloody mary from the last of my boss’ organic tomato juice. He’ll…
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ain’t it sweet i just got my car insurance policy for the upcoming year… and learned that my car insurance expires on valentines day!! ISNT THAT SO CUTE O MY…
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I sort of laughed when they came out with those face washes for women with wrinkles AND acne. I laughed, that is, until now. Not that my skin has ever…
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phones blow
and furthermore, I would like to know what the fuck is up with those recorded telemarketing calls? Does anyone actually listen after the first three words? “congratulations! you’ve been pre-selected…
