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Weirdest Cat Ever Award: I win!!
I came home the other day and smelled that smell – that familiar, pungent smell that can only mean one thing. Jake has struck again. Some of you may remember…
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How to make a free yoga class cost $55
Park in front of the only fire hydrant on the block. I am a moron.
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My car, certainly, will never be the same.
This Saturday, I woke up at 7am to pick up my sister and drive her to therapy. 7am is never a great time to wake up as far as I’m…
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An awesome update from the land of forgotten toys
So! It’s been awhile. And what have I been up to, except not taking drugs at the Underworld show in Montreal last week? Well, I’ve been taking drugs, actually, the…
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Wherein I am glad I didn’t do drugs
I am in Montreal. I just saw Underworld. And now, I am pretty sure I can die happy. Holy shit, that was amazing.
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Livin’
OMG I am so excited that my last post unearthed an internet troll! I love it. Please, troll, don’t go away. You make me feel important. Anyway, unbeknownst to myself,…
