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Expect the Unexpected
“This party is gonna be crazy” said my 23-year old friend Sarah. “I’ll be like, the oldest person there. It’s gonna be all hipster kids, you know?” Two things: One,…
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The Fallacy of Water
People told me it was bad, my way of operating, but I was content enough. Since the time of my youth, I’ve lived on coffee, diet coke and booze. I…
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Never send a man to do a woman’s job.
So I’ve spent the past several many nights crashing at other people’s houses, which means two things: 1) I will inevitably forget to bring something2) I will inevitably leave something…
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Saturday Night’s Alright
You know the bar. Every town has one. Harleys out front, no windows, a place that smacks of unsavory characters and drug deals gone bad. On Saturday night, after a…
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I hope he didn’t tell the insurance company that.
The mechanic says that the power steering is totally shot and that I need a new bumper. Oddly, though, he thinks that the power steering had no relation to the…
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Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the driver’s seat…
I’ve had a history with cars. A lot of bad, bad history. There was my first car, which was done in by an uninsured ex-con, my second car, which was…
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