The mechanic says that the power steering is totally shot and that I need a new bumper. Oddly, though, he thinks that the power steering had no relation to the accident. Now please, tell me, what kind of shit-ass luck do I have that my power steering would go LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES after I get in a car accident and probably total my car? Bumpers are expensive, you know, and the Focus is worth all of $2000.

Oh well.