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Things I Learned While Standing on the Kitchen Counter:
There’s an alarming number of food products out there with no expiration dates. We really never did use that George Foreman Grill. At some point, I stocked up on dried…
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The Fallacy of FedEx Ground
Word to the wise: although FedEx Ground is significantly cheaper than FedEx Express, and can sometimes get your package to its destination just as quickly, you can’t drop a FedEx…
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What would Emily Post do?
So I’m moving, right, and so is John, and so we’ve got to clean out the old apartment. I’m taking most of the furniture, this was decided ahead of time,…
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Vanity
I walked into the Toytota dealership with my mind bent to a single purpose: purchasing a Manual Yaris Sedan. I had my checkbook in hand, I’d transferred the down payment…
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To make matters worse, my shrink forgot to fill my Abilify scrip.
I had a dream last night that I was engaging in my old favorite activity: breaking shit. Then I woke up to find an email from Pusser, not saying much…
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Conversations from Eastie, part 3
me: WTF, how long has Jake been eating out of the Le Creuset casserole? me: Did Katsu start this, or did I? me: Whatever. It’s just so fitting.
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