• There’s an alarming number of food products out there with no expiration dates.
• We really never did use that George Foreman Grill.
• At some point, I stocked up on dried asian soups. And didn’t eat them.
• Those crumbs don’t take care of themselves, do they? Boy oh!
• We have a whole extra set of wedding plates sitting on top of the fridge. Back there in the corner, where I can’t usually see.
• I don’t think we ever cleaned the top of the cabinets. Like, ever.
• We have an extra set of those cool thermal glasses.
• And an extra set of Wusthof steak knives.
• This kitchen probably needs a blowtorch to sterilize it. What am I doing with this sponge.