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loser.
Thanksgiving: separating the men from the boys. In this analogy, I’m definitely prepubescent. That’s fine, though, because I had a lovely time of it. Thursday, arriving home with two pies…
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What I did on my sick days
Well, mostly I laid around and complained to myself about how much being sick sucks and how I really needed to get to work on those pies I wanted to…
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the best
the best thing about being miserably sick and having no voice is that when you’re lying miserably sick on the couch, facedown in a dirty pillow, and you hear your…
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how
… does a cold not only last, but also increase in magnitude, for eight days running? … much longer will my employers tolerate my illness? … will I order meat…
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please verify transmission
The unfortunate thing about being me is that I’m genetically incapable of napping. Even when I’m sick, even when I’m tired, daysleeping is just not a viable option. This is…
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Saturday wedding update
THE BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES!!! !!!ARE ALL FUCKING DONE!!! Do you feel my excitement? DO YOU FEEL IT? All eight, count ’em, EIGHT bridesmaids, have their dresses chosen and on order. It…
