… does a cold not only last, but also increase in magnitude, for eight days running?

… much longer will my employers tolerate my illness?

… will I order meat at the deli counter if I can’t talk?

… is my pie dough *supposed* to look after I’ve refrigerated it for the hour?

… did people make pie dough before the Kitchen Aid mixer, anyway?

… fucking boring is this entry?

If this plague does not go away, SOON, I am going to rip my face off and feed it to the pigeons. i swear to god.

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