… does a cold not only last, but also increase in magnitude, for eight days running?
… much longer will my employers tolerate my illness?
… will I order meat at the deli counter if I can’t talk?
… is my pie dough *supposed* to look after I’ve refrigerated it for the hour?
… did people make pie dough before the Kitchen Aid mixer, anyway?
… fucking boring is this entry?
If this plague does not go away, SOON, I am going to rip my face off and feed it to the pigeons. i swear to god.