THE BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES!!!

!!!ARE ALL FUCKING DONE!!!

Do you feel my excitement? DO YOU FEEL IT? All eight, count ’em, EIGHT bridesmaids, have their dresses chosen and on order. It took three months, six trips to the bridal salon, and endless haggling with my mother, but today I laid down the plastic and made the deposit on the last four gowns.

And now, I drink, knowing that the road ahead is paved with moss green satin.

Check:
church
reception
my dress
their dress
DJ
photographer
priest
hotel blocks
honeymoon
wedding shoes (such fucking awesome shoes, you don’t understand)

TBD:
cake
flowers
invites
programs
seating cards
menu cards
reception cards
accessories
tuxes
favors
menu selection
limos
wedding night hotel
out of town baskets
restroom baskets

hm. somehow, I’m not feeling so confident any longer. Ah well, beer, then.