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An anecdote
Driving home from work today, I heard something behind me that sounded like a cross between a garbage disposal and a poorly-made hairdryer. The noise got louder and passed me…
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My wish list is tragic.
You know, they’re really not kidding when you say your gifts get boring as you get older. My big “present to self / present from parents” will be a used…
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My Deal.
Some writings posted here. The story of me. Kind of long, but possibly worthwhile? I like to think so.
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Happily Ever After
So we all fall in love. We fall in love with people, with animals, with objects, with dreams. We fall in love with ideas, our ideas about things. Riddle me…
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Personification: too far.
Much has been made of my harem pants jumpsuit. I mean, that’s not MY harem pants jumpsuit, it’s just a for example. MY harem pants jumpsuit is black. I’ve gotten…
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A short list of things that are Extremely Worth It:
The glass deductible rider on your car insurance policy. I’ve had like, 6 windshields over the years, honest to God. MAKE UP FOR EVER HD Foundation. Two words: Seriously Amazing.…
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