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he’s a keeper, I’m a mess.
There’s certain things that you might gloss over in the telling of a tale. For example, at the time of my engagement party, I had a zit on my chin…
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Sweet Release
Out with the old: In with the new: Truth be told, I could have gone a little shorter in the back, but perhaps my stylist was wise… let’s wait and…
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no seriously,
i just had to write something to get that other post outta here. Dream posts are boring, and posts about boring dreams are like… really effing boring. Squared. So then…
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i have my own laughtrack
i just woke up from a dream that it was Sunday night. I was stuck in a prefab housing unit and the only thing to do was to listen to…
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I’m coming to terms with my relative lack of worth
So once again, Forbes has published their list of the 100 most powerful women in the world, and once again I’m not on it. But you know what? That’s fine…
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wearing my new glasses makes me feel stoned
Someone should really warn you about that. Like, they give you five pages of consent forms before they’ll even dilate your pupils, but nobody bothers to tell you that putting…
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