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A comedy of errors: Now with more errors. And, by proxy, less comedy.
For anyone who DOESN’T already know this, I work in television. I have for the last 6 years, give or take. At my current job, one of the main and…
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Only 12 days? Really? ‘Cause it seemed a lot longer to me.
The holidays are always a bit of a maelstrom. But this year, man, they just whipped me raw. My sister’s birthday falls two days before Christmas, and the birthday of…
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2008, hello
I spent the first few hours of the new year blissfully swilling champagne, and, when that was gone, vodka. Bedtime was 4am, and at 7 someone’s iPhone alarm went off.…
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Happy Holidays. or not.
**MONDAY, 2PM** I’m in the post office, mailing thank you gifts that have been sitting in my living room since, no joke, last April. I’m trying to seal the shipping…
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Arithmetic is not one of the four "r"s. Nor, apparently, is reading.
So we took Jake, our lovely new pet, to the vet last week. By “we”, I naturally mean “Katsumi”, who was the whole reason we took Jake in in the…
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wasting
if I’d done any less work today, i might worry i was dead.
