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a quickie
I know that I’m late to work if the porn shop is open when I park my car. pun intended.
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thanks for the support guys
I can’t believe anyone even commented on that last post it was so dull. But I just had my leftovers and they were AMAZING, so I feel better about it…
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the easter bunny stole my game
I have nothing to say!! This is horrible. It’s one of those times where I wish I had some “backup posts” to fill in. But honestly, I’m tapped out. I’ve…
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compounding disinterest
A few weeks ago, I noticed that one of the cupholders had disappeared from my car. I didn’t think much of it, aside from wondering how on earth a cupholder…
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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
I just put a blue rasberry jolly rancher in my mouth and it is the best thing ever. wow. and all along I’ve thought that jolly rancher cherry was the…
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My Holy Grail
You know, I try to make my own coffee. I’m not even bad at it – it’s perfect for my own tastes. Strong, robust, caffienated enough to make my head…
