compounding disinterest

A few weeks ago, I noticed that one of the cupholders had disappeared from my car. I didn’t think much of it, aside from wondering how on earth a cupholder just goes missing like that.

Three days ago I was en route to meet up with my old boss for some clean-up work on the project. It was 6:30pm and I was exhausted. Not just exhausted, but EX-HAUS-TED, you know like “I can’t move my legs or breathe anymore” exhausted. So I did the only logical thing a girl can do in such a situation – I stopped at Peet’s for an extra-shot Freddo. Not wanting to seem rude, I picked up an iced coffee for the boss as well, wedging it into the hole where my erstwhile cupholder once sat. Then I swung into Whole Foods for edamame and soda water. As I pulled into the parking lot, the coffee tipped over, upside down, spilling half-and-half and whipped cream all over my floormats. Being immobile with fatigue as I was, of course I didn’t lift a finger to clean it up.

It’s been hot this week. And I have to leave my windows rolled up all the time.

I went out last night with sabominator and Androxx for dancing and drinking and… um, drinking… and didn’t get to bed until sometime around 3.

This morning I got into my car and the lack of sleep combined with the smell of stale, rancid coffee nearly did me in. You have no idea. Please send help.


Posted

in

by

Tags:

Comments

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s