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I don’t know why i have to write about this every time it happens
but seriously. It SUCKS to be a woman. SUCKSSSSSzzzSSS. My boobs have been sore for the past two weeks, I’m so fucking bloated my pants don’t fit, last night I…
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Car Story Thursday
So I got in an accident on Saturday. We were driving down 93 south, in the rain. Rain, in fact, that is very much like the rain today, except worse…
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Here lies E$
we totally meant to stay in last night. really. it was our neighbors’ fault – they lured us with tales of lobster bisque and chili. and then there was wine.…
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end of an era
So my old boss moved out of his house yesterday. He’d been living there for 27 years. He’d been living there as long as I’ve been alive. You may have…
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at least *I* came to WORK today.
You know those Sundays where you wake up and wonder how you’re still alive after all the beer you drank last night? And you cobble together a breakfast out of…
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take THAT, "age-appropriate"
Last night I drank from 4pm to 2am. And I played flip cup. And asshole. And today, I’m actually not vomiting. Why? Because I fucking rock. Yesterday I also got…
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