days Katsumi has been riddled with plague: 10

batches of broth made from scratch: 3

dollars spent on ingredients for homemade Pho: 70**

dishes washed after Great Pho Disaster of Sunday Afternoon: 18

loads of laundry done: 12

hours of television watched: 35

hours devoted to the original Star Trek series: 6

hours spent at East Boston Neighborhood Health Clinic: 4

bottles of cough syrup with codeine procured from the visit: 1

milligrams of codeine drank by ErinirE: 0

In short, whoever said I’m not the best wife ever is a dirty fucking liar.

**who knew oxtails were so expensive?