I’m here at work, not doing work, and instead shopping Sephora. Maybe I bought some new eyeshadow, or maybe I didn’t. You won’t know for sure until I bust out the camo-eyes for a night on the town.

Anyway, I’m here at work not doing work, and the point of all this is that we’re out of both toilet paper and vodka.

Why am I not working at a workplace with no vodka when I could be not working somewhere else where there *IS* vodka? And, as a bonus, toilet paper? It’s an excellent question.

Let me get back to you.