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further proof that the universe loves black humor
EXHIBIT Aleaving work yesterday I stepped on a used condom in the back alley. Now, I am an adult, and I realize that every second of every day, someone somewhere…
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the real cost of a free lunch. or dinner.
So I still have no pictures of the weekend, mostly because I am an asshole and also because I am lazy. But I do have a story this time, so…
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among other things I’m glad are finished…
I just got back from my little sister’s college graduation, which was such a physically and emotionally exhausting experience that i actually CALLED IN SICK TO WORK to catch up…
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now that it’s over, I can tell you everything (3)
The Date: January 22, 2004 I started my own car for the first time in nearly three weeks. Bidding a fond adieu to the sea-foam green rental sedan, I took…
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Now that it’s settled, I can tell you everything (2)
The date: january 31, 2003 I stood on the train platform in Westchester trying to figure out my next move. After discerning that my car was in no shape to…
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now that it’s settled, I can tell you everything (1)
The date: January 30, 2003 The players: Erinire and Christina The mission: Drive to NYC for a fantabulous New Year’s celebration, return home in one piece. We did not have…
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