What’s up? Oh, nothing. Just working and stuff, doing all that.
Yup, I’ve been good.
Yeah, for sure, nice to catch up! Oh, hey, before I let you go, I do have this one story – the other weekend? I shot an S&M Wedding.
Yeah, seriously, like, the bride wore black.
YES it was a dress! I mean, it was kind of see-through, but – what? YES the groom was dressed too.
NO, not in a dress!
It was seriously amazing. Yeah. And, like, weirdly COMFORTABLE. Like, they were all really good people. I actually had an awesome time. Something about being free, being real and honest – like, there was no bullsh*t with them, you know? Even at the after-reception reception, where there were like, people being whipped and stuff. What?
Yes, WHIPPED. Like, with a WHIP.
NO, no, I DID NOT get WHIPPED.
No, I’d totally recommend it to anyone. The party, not the whipping. Like, keep an open mind, you never know what might come your way. You know? Hahahaha, yeah. OK. Later.