it sure has some cheap drinks. I’m talking a solid crispy 3-shot Grey Goose martini for five dollars. FIVE DOLLARS!!! That’s like, you could buy some Hi-C and a sleeve of Oreos or you could be well on your way to COMPLETELY TANKED.

We’re in Devil’s Lake right now, which I think has to be one of the most beautiful places on Earth. You seriously just have to come see the sunset – it will change your life. I feel different when I’m here. I feel better.

And, for the record, I did not partake of the 3-shot five-dollar martinis, so my maudlin sentimentality is wholly justified.