Yesterday I was too sick to post, today I’m too busy. But I promise that this video is more worthy of your time than the last. You really have to stick with it until the end, though, to get the full effect.

Someday I will give birth and my baby will be ugly, stupid, and a bad dancer. And then I will repent.

Or maybe I’ll just spend the rest of my life making fun of my kid. Who knows.