There’s this enormous LED screen on the side of my building. It’s square, which I don’t understand, and runs a constant, slow-moving loop of video clips from upcoming shows. Today, as I drove in to work, there was a shot of three ships bobbing gently on the ocean. I was like, “hm, are we re-airing that Columbus ‘discovery’ show again?”

It took me until right now to realize that I’m an idiot.

COMPLETELY UNRELATED: when it’s pouring like Noah and the flood during morning drive time, WZLX will, without fail, play CCR “Have You Ever Seen the Rain.” This needs to stop. I’m drawing the line in the sand.