hm, I think I’m hungry. Better wait until this next session starts, though. Don’t want to shirk those duties.
i want kimchee. from that noodle place off newbury.
kimchee and an iced coffee. y-u-m.
fuck, forgot the keys.
WTF is up with this traffic?
ok, seriously, what is up. I should have fucking walked. Nice sunny day, nice breeze…
definitely should have walked.
is that a parking space? no? maybe? ok, no.
PARRRRRRRRKING! parking. GIMME SOME PARKING!!
(somewhere aroung 12:55, erin made the ill-fated decision to try and wedge her car in between two range rovers. this attempt was met with disastrous results)
ok, screw this. this is crazy. I’ll just go to brueggers
hooray! parking near brueggers! sweet. I’ll just get a raspberry iced coffee and maybe a toasted plain bagel. mmm, raspberry iced.
holy mother of god, that is one LONG LINE. screw this.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. fuck the bagel. fuck the coffee. Wait – coffee – there’s that place near fenway that has hazelnut. I’ll do that.
WTF PARKING? WTF CONSTRUCTION?
YOU BETTER LET ME BACK UP YOU ASSHOLE VOLKSWAGEN, THAT’S MY SPACE, YOU HEAR ME IT’s MINE.
are you kidding me. deli, WHY do you not sell COFFEE after NOON???
shortly after this, erin’s record went blank. upon further investigation, we found the wreck of her car behind her building, wedged between a construction vehicle and an AC van. by our deduction, when she arrived, lunch-less, back at her office, the construction vehicle was parked in the middle of the alley. Witnesses say that although she requested that the vehicle be moved, the workers ignored her and continued shoving french fries into their fat, sunburnt faces. Judging from the bloody mayhem on the scene, they probably should have just moved their rig.
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