How to make your day really kick ass

– go out drinking the night before, even though you have to be to work at 7am to let the AC guys into building
– stay up late reading, even though you have to be to work at 7am to let the AC guys into building
– set alarm for 6 am
– wake up at 6:45 am
– almost cry
– throw on clothes, shoes, leave shoes unbuckled
– grab toothpaste, face wash, toner, etc, throw in recycling bag
– break sound barrier during commute while searching frantically for gum.
– take shortcut into parking lot, having been cut off by festering garbage truck
– on shortcut, blow by dumpster and rip power mirror off the side of car
– almost cry
– dash into building, recycling bag with toiletries in tow
– sit around and wait for the AC repair guys to come so you can take a piss and brush your goddamn teeth already.
– sit and watch while blogger spins its wheels and eats your other, better post about how the morning sucked.

Did you get the part about the power mirror? Or how I really really really have to pee? I’ve been waiting for 40 minutes already.

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