And I know, because I swore twice in the title, that most of you won’t be able to comment on the post. But after a night of no sleep, random muscle spasms, and the dim realization (while lying on a futon mattress on the floor of the “living room”) that our apartment is overrun with insects, I don’t really care.

Haha, just kidding, i love comments, and I have a serious question.

Due to aforementioned lack of sleep, I’ve determined that today is the day I’ll avoid doing work as much as possible and instead plan our honeymoon. But there’s a lot of places to visit, and my weak brain just isn’t processing them all very well. Anyone have good ideas for a march beach honeymoon in a place that won’t be overrun with the spring break crowd?

and we’re not made of money, so you all can just keep your “concorde flight to Tokyo via Belarus” ideas to yourselves.

Sorry, I’m pretty hostile today. Walking into work this morning, i threw my open can of diet coke at a pigeon. He turned out to be too quick for me, but it would have been so awesome if I’d hit him. I hate fucking pigeons. Arrogant bastards.