I turn to my friends for a diagnosis.

I woke up at some indeterminate hour of the night with a searing pain in my diaphragm. It felt like what people describe as “heartburn”. It sort of came and went in waves, regardless of whether I was standing, sitting, laying on my back or my sides, although one side definitely felt worse than the other. I flopped around in varying degrees of discomfort until the sun came up, and sometime after 7AM I finally fell back to sleep. I was jolted awake shortly after katsu left for work with a curiously strong burst of nausea.

Although the pain seems to be going away, I am still not quite “myself”, as it were, which is why I am writing this boring shit instead of something real. So give me your thoughts. what the hell is going on with my gi tract?