The weekend started with beer and burgers in Woods Hole on Friday afternoon – 2PM.

Much to my suprise, there is not much to do in Woods Hole except drink, so that’s sort of what we did. For hours. Then we met up with some of my friends from the film and drank more. Then I had to like talk in front of people and stuff. Note the bewildered countenance:

then I got directions to the afterparty. Although I look slightly pensive, I was probably thinking something like “mmmm…. cosmopolitans….”

and apparently I am hailing alien vessels with my forehead-shine.

Katsumi and I made it to our hotel in North Truro (!!) in record time and passed out at 3AM. Luckily, I was hangover-free and ready to hit Provincetown.

The hotel was, mm, “rustic”, but we were only there for like 6 hours, so really, it didn’t matter. I liked the bed- alcove and the tiny window, and the fridge was just the right size for our 2 six-packs of beer. Plus, a complimentary ironing board!! Just what you need for the perfect beach weekend!!

I don’t care what anyone says, this hat is the shit.

We ate lunch, got hammered on pink long island iced teas and gin mojitos (which is the BEST DRINK EVER, by the way) and decided to go on a whale watch. Much to our delight, the boat had a bar stocked with cheap vodka and light beer, which we enjoyed in a constant fashion over the course of the next three hours.

I swear to god, I wore that hat the entire time we were on the boat. I don’t know what’s up with all these no-hat pictures.

here is our fifteen year old bartender. We were happy to teach him that responsible drinking is an important part of being an adult.

by the end of the whale watch, I had caught a chill and donned a shrug (read: beach towel) for warmth. I really thought it was a pretty cool idea. In retrospect, I see that I looked like an idiot. It’s worth noting that I have bruises all over my body from falling into the ship’s walls.

then katsumi took a self-portrait with a taxidermied dog, which really pretty much says it all.

You know it’s been a crazy week when you don’t post your weekend pictures until FRIDAY!