I’M STILL DRUNK!! To be honest, I don’t really even know why I’m at work right now! I can’t understand how I even got out of bed! And if I left these sentences un-edited, YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE BEEN TYPING!!! I mean, you know, it’s the internet, so I could be lying.
… sadly, however, I am not.
EDIT: 3 minutes after original post
that fucking guy with the power saw is back again today, so that should make my transition to sobriety all the more pleasant. Hey, thanks.