~i enjoy being a girl~

WARNING: this post contains graphic content not suitable for the male species

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

katsumi turns off the alarm and goes back to sleep

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

katsumi turns off the alarm and goes back to sleep

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

katsumi turns off the alarm and goes back to sleep

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

katsumi gets up.

e$: are you taking a shower

katsu: no, we have to leave in like ten or fifteen minutes

e$: SSSCREEEEEE!!! What do you mean? Screw you, I’m riding my bike to work. I need more than ten or fifteen minutes to get ready on a monday. Asshole.

katsu: eeeehrgggg….

time goes by while katsumi gets ready to leave

katsu: baby, I would be happy to wait for you! I’m sorry we slept in so late!

e$: no. hate you. go ‘way.

katsu: eeehrggg

e$, alone in the apartment, attempting to will herself out of bed

e$: god. do i have to get up. maybe i could just call in. this apartment is so dirty. I am so fat. I could call in and not eat and clean the apartment. and get drunk. ech. what is up with these sheets. they are disgusting. and the comforter needs to be fluffed. i don’t want to ride my bike to work. but biking is good. maybe this will get me rolling with the biking. ech. i feel so gross. maybe i’m getting sick. maybe i should stay home. i was really mean to katsumi. i am a horrible person. maybe i should just kill myself. why am i SUCH A FREAK.

e$ gets up and is immediately doubled over by uterine cramps

e$: Well! that explains a LOT.

//EDIT: perhaps I was too obtuse. CRAMPS, you know, like “that time of the month” cramps that I have to deal with every 4 or so weeks. 🙂 thanx for the concern!!//

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: