that’s right. Ford can SUCK IT because their cars SUCK and because their customer service SUCKS and because they are a BIG FAT SUCKING PILE OF SUCK.

So if you have been reading this blog or hanging out with me like at all, you probably know that my car is a real piece, and I don’t mean piece of sirloin steak. I know my car loves me and I am pretty sure that I love my car, but when the god that makes cars popped out this one he must have dropped her on her head or slapped her with the stupid stick or SOMETHING, because GOOD LORD no car should spend that much time in the shop under warrantee.

Alas, now, the warrantee is all gone bye bye.

However, the intermittent SHUDDER that happens at idle, the SHUDDER which i brought my car in for not one, not two, but THREE TIMES, is still there. Not 30 minutes ago I called up the service department and let them know that last week, when my car was on the lift for 2 days, they did not, in fact fix the problem. In fact, the problem may be ever so slightly worse. I reminded them that I had been in multiple times, while the car was under warrantee, for the same problem, and DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY WOULD NOT COVER THE REPAIR??? After I flipped out (not a big fuss, just a small one) the service guy came back to me and said that if it was a big repair they would go 60 30 with me to cover the cost.

SIXTY THIRTY? YOU PUSSY LITTLE BAG OF SHIT, I AM NOT ABOUT TO ACCEPT COMPROMISE.

so tomorrow begins world war three, take two, with Ford Motor Company.

Let me bookend this rant by saying, again,,

THE FORD MOTOR COMPANY CAN SUCK MY COCK.