to my friend Sean who just got engaged this weekend! It sure does seem like everyone’s up and gettin’ hitched these days. Sometimes I get antsy and start to feel like my time to don the white dress should be drawing nigh…

and then i am like; “Wake the fuck up, bitch.”

or, as i said to my boss; “i guess everyone’e either getting closer to married or getting closer to dying, so no need to rush either one.”