i got a new jar of pepperoncinis to replace the one I devoured from the work fridge. The new pepperoncinis are spicier than I would prefer.

i wish that Diet Coke would make 20oz cans. I like cans so much better, but 12 ounces just isn’t enough.

my type of “intelligence” apparently does not extend to excel spreadsheets, which is why said spreadsheets have made my morning hell.

this weekend i am off to DC bearing in mind the lofty goals of drinking and getting my toenails painted.

and finally, i can’t believe that my post about crystal meth elicited only one comment. For real, how can you NOT comment on meth???