1) have dreams of high school, wake up groggy and weird

2) radio has trouble tuning to NPR

3) boss calls cell phone at 9:30 AM, ranting.

4) boyfriend has accidentally taken car keys, must call cab to get to work***

5) slip on black ice on the way outside, spill coffee on gloves & self

6) cab driver has nasty wet cough

7) cab ride takes every last one of your pennies

8) door at work is locked, keys with boyfriend.

9) inside work, boss looks haggard & is checking email. Ranting ensues.

*** note: in defense of boyfriend, the offer was made to drive my keys out to me. I refused in the name of logic.