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Inspection sticker: another way to get anally raped by the state of MA.
too much? Was that title too much for you? I know it’s early, and we’re all back from the long weekend (well, some of us anyway), and we’re all clicking…
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death by menstruation
ok, not really, but I’m too bored to post today. Everyone should go here and read this because it is seriously so fucking funny I almost threw up. But it’s…
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I would chew off my mother’s finger for a codeine, I swear to god.
This happens every month. EVERY MONTH. And it never gets easier. Right now all I want in the world is to crawl onto my futon and curl up with a…
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God, I love it when I’m right. I think.
So I didn’t buy Katsumi a birthday present. Instead, I booked our honeymoon. We leave for Mexico on the 19th, return on the 27th, and in the interim will enjoy…
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E-card
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday sweet Katsu, Happy Birthday to you!! (can you believe somebody earns millions of dollars in revenue from those eight words?…
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It’s not my fault, i had a press pass.
Last night Katsu and I took some time out of our old-married-couple lifestyle and, eschewing all things domestic and staid, went out for a night on the town. I knew…
