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On Sunday I went to a wedding shower. Now, to be honest, I hate wedding showers. I don’t know anyone who likes them. I spent so much time banquet waitressing…

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I got my dress!! I got my dress and it is **AWESOME**. But I can’t post a link because Katsumi will throw up, so you’ll have to email me to…

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Last night Katsumi and I went out to see Blue Velvet in 35mm and, unsuprisingly, I had completely fucked-up dreams all night long. Included in my nocturnal emissions was my…

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wow – just when you think you’ve made some kind of crappy, throwaway entry, out come women from the woodwork afflicted with all manner of vaginal discomfort. Power in solidarity,…

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once I get my kitchen, I will buy like 8 cases of this: and like 15 cases of this: and I will never have another urinary tract infection ever again.

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Please shrivel up and die, you fetid, simpering asswipe. i hate u.

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